March 29, 2026

A Man’s Junk: Photos of Fakery, Boasting and Macho Fun – Flashbak

“In men the nature of the genital organs is disobedient and self-willed, like a creature that is deaf to reason, and it attempts to dominate all because of its frenzied lusts.” ― Plato, Timaeus c. 360 BC

Ready for a dose of machismo and silliness? In A Man’s Junk: Photos of Fakery, Boasting, and Macho Fun, snapshots collector Robert E. Jackson shows us men posing with their favourite body part. As ever, let’s enjoy the found photos and imagine the stories between… Hold My Junk found photos

“Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket” – Bloodhound Gang, Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

“My dick’s bigger than your dick / It ain’t braggin’ if it’s true / My dick’s bigger than your dick / I can prove it too / There it is! There’s my dick / Isn’t that a wonderful sight? / Run to the village, to town, to the countryside / Tell the people what you’ve seen here tonight.” – Randy Newman

A gift real special, so take off the top Take a look inside it’s my dick in a box It’s in a box”

– Justin Timberlake, Dick In A Box

“So macho He’s got to be so macho He’s got to be big and strong Enough to turn me on” – Sinitta, So Macho

“The kangaroo has a double penis – one for week days and one for holidays.” ― Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer

“I shan’t forget when I got married to Selina Brown. The way the people laughed at me, it made me feel a clown. I began to wonder, when their dials began to crack, If by mistake I’d got my Sunday trousers front to back. I put my chain on my darby kell, The sun was shining on it, well it made me look a swell. The organ started playing and the bells began to ring, My chain began to rattle and the choir began to sing.” – Harry Champion, Any Old Iron

“Mmm, once I was swimming ‘cross turtle creek Man, them snappers all around my feet Sure was hard swimming ‘cross that thing With both hands holing my ding-a-ling-a-ling” – Chuck Berry, My Ding-a-Ling

“Well, I’m upper, upper-class, high-society God’s gift to ballroom notoriety And I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small The social pages say I’ve got the biggest balls of all” – AC/DC, I’ve Got Big Balls

“Me? Oh, intellectually I believe in having a good heart, a chirpy penis, a lively intelligence, and the courage to say ‘shit!’ in front of a lady.” — D.H. Lawrence, Lady Chatterley’s Lover

“Honey, you shake, and I’ll rattle, we’ll roll on down the line And see if we can’t get in touch with a very close friend of mine But let me clue you in, it ain’t like him to argue or pretend Honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend” – Jackson Brown, Redneck Friend