Bruised Trump, 79, Warns He’s Been Given Way to Live to 200

A bruised Donald Trump has bragged that he could live to the age of 200—if only he quit junk food. As the conflict in the Middle East escalates, the 79-year-old president headlined a ceremony for the U.S. Naval Academy football team on Friday, where he talked up his increasingly costly war with Iran, slammed Democratic presidents Joe Biden and Barack Obama, and boasted about his administration cracking down on press freedom. But partway through his speech, the president, still sporting a bruise on his hand, invoked disgraced former White House physician Ronny Jackson to make the wild claim that he’s the “healthiest” U.S. president in recent history.