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  1. jeffetx
    April 10, 2020 @ 11:59 am

    This is no where near an accurate statement. He was total degenerate!!!

  2. Sage in the Brush
    April 10, 2020 @ 1:42 pm

    Always makes me laugh:She don’t like her eggs all runny
    She thinks crossin’ her legs is funny
    She looks down her nose at money
    She gets it on like the Easter Bunny
    She’s my baby, I’m her honey
    I’m never gonna let her go
    He ain’t got laid in a month of Sundays
    Caught him once and he was sniffin’ my undies
    He ain’t too sharp but he gets things done
    Drinks his beer like it’s oxygen
    He’s my baby, I’m his honey
    I’m never gonna let him go
    In spite of ourselves we’ll end up a-sittin’ on a rainbow
    Against all odds, honey we’re the big door-prize
    We’re gonna spite our noses right off of our faces
    There won’t be nothin’ but big ol’ hearts dancin’ in our eyes
    She thinks all my jokes are corny
    Convict movies make her horny
    She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
    Swears like a sailor when she…