When is the last time your fortune cookie ever said something accurate, foretelling or even grammatically correct? Never, that’s when. Easy to eat but tough to swallow, these Misfortune Cookies are much more accurate.
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Each treat’s wrapper features a creature whose maniacal eyes foreshadow the sinister fun to come. After cracking into the biscuit, you’ll reveal a mercilessly funny message (“You have an inferiority complex, and it’s entirely justified”) or wicked comment (“There are no certainties in life, except that you will have another terrible day tomorrow”). Still not gloomy enough? Wait until you get a glimpse of your post-treat teeth – yup, temporarily black. Not suitable for the easily offended but hilarious to those with twisted senses of humor. After all, life’s too short not to laugh at the darker side of things.
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