Don’t pretend you weren’t warned.
“A postman with a baby in his mailbag, when it was legal to send children through the US Postal Service, 1913”
“Guy found a glass eye embedded in a rock at a beach”
“My brother is a home inspector, this one is definitely going in his report.”
“There’s a possum in my washing machine”
“Finger turned white after staying out in the cold rowing”
“Someone shot my car on the highway”