FATHER'S Day is the annual celebration of dads.
We'll be praising our dads for everything from their ability to reassure us in the hardest of times, to their skill at making us laugh with their best "dad joke".
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But what exactly leads to a joke being deemed a "dad joke"?
According to the Oxford English Dictionary, it's "an unoriginal or unfunny joke of a type supposedly told by middle-aged or older men".
Here, we run through 15 of our favourites - and you'd be hard pushed not to crack a smile at these this Father's Day.
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?
Where's Pop Corn?
My wife said I never buy her flowers. I didn’t even know she sold flowers.
Dad, did you get a haircut?
No, I got them all cut!
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
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What did one hat say to the other?
Stay here! I'm going on ahead.
This graveyard looks overcrowded.
People must be dying to get in.
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?
Yellow.
I used to play piano by ear.
Now I use my hands.
What does a bee use to brush its hair?
A honeycomb.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little hoarse.
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?
Nothing, it's on the house.
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
What did the coffee report to the police?
A mugging.