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15 Slang Terms For Male Masturbation You've Never Heard Of

ChameleonMemes 1-2 minutes 1/14/2023

Today, we’ll be exploring some of the most popular slang terms for male masturbation. While some of these terms are fairly common, others are much more obscure. But they all have one thing in common: they’re all incredibly funny!

For anyone who hasn’t spent a lot of time thinking about it (which, let’s face it, is most of us), the subject of male masturbation can be a little bit… mysterious. And while we’re all familiar with the basics, there’s a lot more to it than just, you know, hand on penis, repeat until climax.

For starters, there’s a whole bunch of slang terms for male masturbation that you probably haven’t heard of. So whether you’re a seasoned pro or a complete novice, it’s time to update your vocabulary.

Chameleon Memes bring to you 15 slang terms for male masturbation you’ve probably never heard of. Enjoy!

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Painting the ceiling

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Fire off some knuckle children

3.

Clean your rifel

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Adjusting the antenna

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Beating out a confession

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Playing a little 5 on 1

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Going to the palm prom

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Backing your fist

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Holding the sausage hostage

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Shaking hands with the milkman

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Beat the meat

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Chocking the chicken

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Stroking the one eyed snake

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A date with Pamela handerson
Applying the hand brake