If it wasn’t so about f*cking time, this would be almost hard to watch. It’s one thing to talk about somebody being in the middle of a circular firing squad, But when the dude starts to look like the character Pinhead in the Hellraiser movies, it can almost put you off your lunch.
Lets just take a quick tour of the almost insane number bloq gun darts Traitor Tot has taken in the last 10 days. This will come in two parts, so you’ll have time for a potty and smoke break;
- JD Vance! Cleanup in aisle 12! After creating a mess so large that even his manager couldn’t help him clean it up with his Miserable liberal cat lady remark, today he slapped his boss with a left-right combo. First the media uncovered a four year old audio of an interview in which Beggar, at a time when the world was sympathizing with USA gymnastics star Simone Biles for withdrawing from the Olympics with mental health issues, Vance reviled the sympathetic country for Praising weakness instead of strength, and conflating it with martyrdom. Then today he called AOC a sociopath for saying it was immoral to bring a child into a world with global warming, comletely warping and misstating her. Manager! Cleanup in frozen foods! Bring a mop
- Ten days ago Traitor Tot was chortling about Biden’s fundraising. He who laughs last, futhermocker! July ended with Harris raising a massive $325 million to Trump’s $138 million, almost tripling him in 10 days
- Fact checking is worse later, when you can’t walk it back. In the NABF interview with His Lowness, the edia got all over the panel’s sh*t for not fact checking Trump in real time. Today it was reported that the hour delay in the interview was due to Trump demanding that he not be fact checked in real tiime. The woman in the middle did her job anyway, and took the brunt of Trump’s abuse
- Kamala and the Democrats have found the perfect harpoon for Moby Dick. It turns out that The Cheeto Prophet hates being called weird. In an interview today Trump said, What’s with this weird stuff. I’ve been called a lot of things, but I’m not weird. UM, and neither is JD, he’s not weird either
- Following Vance’s miserable liberal cat ladies statement, we now officially have a Cat Ladies for Harris grassroots group fundraising for her
- In the NABJ interview Trump waffled once again about exactly what qualifies as a black job. Today Simone Biles posted a picture holding up her latest gold medal with the caption, I LOVE MY BLACK JOB! Here’s a hankie for all that egg on your face, moron
When you think about it, it’s almost otherworldly. For the past four years, if Biden committed one gaffe in a week, the calls were out to put a muzzle on him! But by the time I finish the second category, El Pendejo ex Presidente will be approaching, if not surpassing a bakers dozen.
And this category is actually far worse for Il Douche, mainly because they’re acts of personal betrayal from his allegedly loyal minions;
- In the days since The Mango Mooch named Beggar Vance as his running mate, and Kamala Harris turned the race on its ear, a growing number of GOP strategists and even campaign staffers are openly grousing about Trump’s pick being an arrogant choice of luxury
- When his MAGA parrots in the House started Buck-BUCKAWing about Vance and Trump’s racist DEI craze, House Squeaker MAGA Mike Johnson sternly told them publicly to cut that racist sh*t out!
- Even worse, several of his loyal MAGA faithful, in the days following the DEI controversy, publicly called on Trump and Vance to drop the racist sh*t, and talk about things they could relate to voters on
It took forever to get here, and sometimes it seemed like it never would, but here we are. The Desolation of MAGA. These craven, cowardly dipsh*ts have spent the last eight years following Trump around like Little Bo Peep. And now, with the sudden mid campaign transfer of power from Biden to Harris, and Trump’s campaign flying off the rails, the scales are finally falling off of their eyes.
This wasn’t supposed to happen! This was supposed to last forever! Their graven idol kept promising them so. And now it’s starting to look more and more like their Fuhrer will be measuring orange jumpsuits instead of the Oval Office drapes, any thoughts of holding the House are now a long gone fond memory, and now, with Harris surging both nationally as well as in battleground states with Democratic Senate incumbents running, a Harris government with total control isn’t such a pipe dream anymore. And they’re confused, demoralized, and pissed off.
I had originally thought that if Biden were reelected in November, that’s when the great GOP civil war would break out. Now I’m not so sure that we’ll even make it to Labor day. When the realization really sinks in, it’s going to be every MAGAt for himself. And some of these MAGAt’s are already starting to look lilke sailors dressing up in women’s clothes to get a seat in a lifeboat on the SS Trumptanic. Don’t touch that dial.
I thank you for the privilege of your time.