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25 of the Most Delicious Restaurant Signs We Found This Month

2-3 minutes 10/23/2025

Last Updated on October 23, 2025 by Matt Staff

Restaurants talk to us before the food does. These signs pitch daily specials, crack one-liners, and sneak in a little personality right on the sidewalk.

What follows is a quick stroll of funny restaurant signs that made us pause, smile, and maybe place an order we didn’t plan on.

1. How do you serve refuse?

A printed sign on a bulletin board reads, "THIS ESTABLISHMENT MAINTAINS THE RIGHT TO SERVE REFUSE TO ANYONE!" with "Management" in small print at the bottom right corner.
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2. The pitty sign works like a charm

A chalkboard sign on a sidewalk reads: “EAT HERE or we will both starve! – The Owner” with a drawn smiley face at the bottom. An ATM and cafe chairs are visible in the background.
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3. Does this happen often?

A sign reads: “IF YOU CHOKE TO DEATH ON A HOT DOG, THAT IS NATURAL SELECTION, AND MANAGEMENT IS NOT RESPONSIBLE. THANKS.”
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4. That’s a relief!

A weathered wooden sign with black painted text reads: "MANY HAVE EATEN HERE FEW HAVE DIED." The sign is propped up on a red shelf against a gray brick wall.
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5. Are you smoking hot? Then come on in!

A sign on a glass door reads: “Absolutely no smoking unless you’re smoking hot, then come on in,” with a tree and sky reflected in the glass.
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6. You gotta keep the sense of humor

A restaurant with a large handwritten sign on plywood reads, "We are OPEN Please Park Outside" with a smiley face, placed over the front windows beside a glass door.
funnysigns / via reddit.com

7. Who needs a logo anyway?

A person holds a black restaurant check presenter that reads "Restaurant Logo Here" and shows a Discover card slot, while seated at a wooden table.
funnysigns / via reddit.com

8. The “Eeeeeeeew!!!” comes with a cookie, too?

A kids-only menu with playful meal names like "I DON'T KNOW!" and "I DON'T CARE!" Each meal includes a cookie, with options such as sandwiches, macaroni and cheese, ravioli, and PB&J, priced from $2.75 to $4.50.
funnysigns / via reddit.com

9. Someone left the default text on the new signs

Three decorative posters on a brick wall, featuring beer-themed art and text about beer, health, taste, and sharing happy moments, with illustrations of beer glasses and a cheerful man holding a mug.
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10. Understood?

A sign on a beige wall reads, "RACISM & OUTSIDE FOOD NOT ALLOWED" in red uppercase letters.
funnysigns / via reddit.com

11. To be fair, whiskey also keeps you warm

A chalkboard sign reads "Soup of the Day: Whiskey!" in large yellow and white letters, with a drawing of a glass in the center.
funnysigns / via reddit.com

12. The restaurant’s name? It don’t matter

A red oval sign on a white building reads "It Don't Matter Family Restaurant" in yellow letters, with a phone number "334-537-4849" displayed below.
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13. This restaurant is still living in the ’90s

A sign on a glass door advertises that Fuddruckers is now hiring for all positions, asking applicants to apply within or fax a resume to a number that is partially obscured.
funnysigns / via reddit.com

14. Always worth it!

A blackboard sign with the text: "I spent my entire life savings on pasta. It was worth every penne!" written in white chalk. The sign is framed in yellow and placed on a tiled floor.
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15. A bad joke will cost you!

A sign reads: "If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean, there will be a $10 charge for putting up with you. $20 if you sing or tell bad jokes!
funnysigns / via reddit.com

16. Quack!

Two burgers labeled “Duck Me” and “Duck You,” each with toppings like pickled onions and red cabbage, are displayed on a counter, with handwritten signs and a menu in the background.
funnysigns / via reddit.com

17. Just drink the beer!

A chalkboard sign in a restaurant reads: "If you eat right, exercise, and get plenty of sleep you will die anyway. Drink the beer." The words are written in colorful chalk.
funnysigns / via reddit.com

18. This is the best burger of the month

A restaurant menu displays the "Burger of the Month" called the Karen Burger, with a burger, crinkle-cut fries, and chips in a basket. The description humorously notes substitutions and a discounted price of $11.49.
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19. Fast service, no matter how long it takes

A sidewalk sign with bold black text reads: "WE GUARANTEE FAST SERVICE NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES." The sign is on a concrete walkway near a parking lot and flowers.
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20. Happiness comes with fries on the side

A chalkboard sign in a wooden frame reads: "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a cheeseburger and that's kind of the same thing," with "same thing" highlighted in yellow.
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21. Where shall we eat? I don’t care

A restaurant sign reads, “Where do you wanna go? I DON’T CARE Bar & Grill,” with “I DON’T CARE” written in large, bold red letters and the rest in white on a tan building.
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22. Someone’s fighting in the kitchen? Oh, don’t worry, that’s just the Italians cooking

A restaurant menu warns: “There are real Italians working in this kitchen, at anytime you may observe yelling, kicking, screaming, biting and various other normal activities associated with Italian cooking.”
funny / via reddit.com

23. “Memory recovery”

A close-up of a drink menu showing cocktail names and descriptions. The "Memory Recovery" section humorously offers to contact friends to help recall forgotten events after a night out. Drink prices and notes are visible.
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24. Daily siestas are sacred

A wall sign displays business hours for each day of the week, with slightly different opening and closing times. It also notes a daily siesta break from 1:00 to 5:00 in red text.
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25. I think they are not feeling it

A clear tip box with coins inside sits on a counter. A colorful sign above reads, "Just put the tip in, see how it feels..." A pen and part of a decorated container are also on the black marble countertop.
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