The ’80s Christmas decoration trends were just like everything else in that decade: bold, shiny, and a little over the top. Homes glowed with blinking light boxes, metallic garlands, and trees so floked they looked carved from snow cones. It was cozy, busy, and loud in the best possible way.
Most of those looks have faded, just like VHS and mall fountains, but the memories are still there. You can almost hear the chaser lights, smell the potpourri, and feel the static from all that tinsel. These are the trends that made Christmas sparkle then, and rarely show up now.
1. Huge velvet stockings hanging from the mantel
2. Mirror-tile “disco ball” ornaments that scatter light everywhere
3. Fiber-optic tabletop trees that shifted through rainbow colors
4. Silver tinsel icibles that covered the tree… and the carpet later
5. Satin-wrapped ball ornaments in deep jewel tones
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6. Chaser-box light strings with endless blink patterns
7. Big, hot C9 multicolor bulbs that warmed the entire living room
8. Canned “snow” stencils on every window and mirror
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9. Angel-hair spun glass draped over the tree branches that gave you itchy arms
10. Metallic mylar garlands wrapped around everything
11. Electric window candles and plastic silhouettes
12. Blow-mold Christmasy scenes glowing in the yard
13. Glass ornaments that shed glitter for weeks
14. Crochet snowflakes and macramé wreaths that were prime holiday crafts
15. Ceramic light-up Christmas villages that took over the entire buffet table
16. Tree skirts that matched the living room doilies
17. Heavy floked artificial trees with blizzard-level “snow”
18. Plastic bead garlands in red and gold, looped by the yard
19. Foil ceiling swirls and hanging metallic decorations
20. Gold-sprayed faux fruit centerpieces that made the table look “formal”
21. Glitter-dusted pinecones in glossy baskets on every coffee table
22. Fabric-covered faux gift boxes stacked under the tree as early decorations
