1. Let's take a look at what went down at Donald Trump's 80th birthday UFC fight fest on the South Lawn of the White House!
2. Here's what it looked like up close.
3. And another angle, just in case your brain hasn't fully processed the visual yet.
4. Naturally, the athletes were given full run of the place.
5. Comfort was key!
6. Just a casual stroll through the White House, escorted by law enforcement.
7. The military watched their every move.
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8. Imagine telling people two years ago that one day soon a guy wearing slides and a flag cape would be strutting down the Colonnade.
9. They even got to check out the new "Presidential Walk of Fame."
10. Just a casual pre-fight vibe check in the Oval Office.
11. And a quick pause to admire the Constitution before getting punched in the face.
12. Athletes were literally warming up and stretching in the Grand Foyer.
13. That set up the perfect action shot next to Trump's favorite piece of artwork.
14. Then they hit the Truman Balcony to strike a pose next to the official Seal of the President of the United States.
15. The Dwight D. Eisenhower Executive Office Building was apparently turned into a locker room of sorts.
16. Oh, I almost forgot, soldiers dressed in full Colonial garb marched through the halls.
17. Trump wore this white hat.
18. The Octagon girls were also dressed in their most aggressively patriotic gear.
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19. No detail was left unturned!!
20. This is my personal favorite.
21. And here's one last look at the gowns for the fashion-forward out there.
22. There was a military flyover (duh).
23. They projected images of Trump's post-assassination attempt on the big screens.
24. Also "VICTORY."
25. Zac Brown Band kicked things off by singing the National Anthem from inside the cage.
26. Marco Rubio appeared in good spirits!
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27. Fun!
28. The Secret Service kept guard.
29. Kash Patel and his girlfriend made their grand entrance.
30. The announcer introduced the show from on top of a giant, American-flag-branded Monster Energy can.
31. Speaking of corporate sponsors, they were plastered everywhere.
32. Fans walked away with some truly unique souvenirs, like these custom Trump $250 bills.
33. Here's a closer look at the official currency of the evening.
34. And then, obviously, people proceeded to beat the absolute crap out of each other
35. Nice!
36. They also did flips and stuff.
37. Everyone was flipping!
38. Trump had a front-row, ringside seat to the entire spectacle.
39. He even showed off his hat head to his adoring fans.
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40. Over at the fan experience area on the Ellipse, people were completely losing their minds.
41. They hoisted a massive pickup truck onto elevated platforms
42. There was also a Meta AI booth.
43. The cosplay was top-tier.
44. People dressed up as things like Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage.
45. And yes, fans even got to ride a mechanical ram.
46. Needless to say, everyone had a blast.
47. JD Vance was in good spirits.
48. Mark Zuckerberg was a chatty Kathy.
49. And finally, around 1 AM, the night wrapped up with a massive fireworks display over the Washington Monument.
50. What a night!
Thoughts???
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